You Don't Have a Christian Name

by Nicholas Lawson

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This is fine quality spoken word that means something.Its funny but not haha funny its more like funny funny. It's University Grade spoken word. You can love the sound of my voice and I can love yours. Ideally if you buy this we end up partying together. I need to go to a party desperately so I started a party and cranked out this hit and now i want to party. If you don't want to party I don't know why you don't want to party, but I do. I do want to party. I do. I do do do do do do do want to party. I need people to party with but well, we need beer. We do need beer. We need 240 kegs of beer and a stadium and we can party and drink and it's not even a concert it's just no one is one is on stage because you paid $5 for this track and that's your ticket into the party and we have beer and we for once are just going to go through a sick amount of beer. Ohio has 500 breweries and they all micro breweries and if we don't drink the beer it will skunk out on us so if we are going to brew that much beer because of Eric Zamonski and his class at the communiversity because he went to beer school, we are going to drink beer because we make beer and that's a party.


released July 27, 2017
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Nicholas Lawson Cincinnati, Ohio

I am Nicholas Lawson, long term citizen of Metropolitan, Cincinnati, Ohio. I graduated from the University of Cincinnati and my entire family is University Grade. I am the eldest of four University Graduates. I am world traveled and experienced on stage. Your knowledge of me is dependent upon my name being recognized. I share words. ... more

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